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“Rolling In The Deep (Of This Womb)”– A Blog From Adele’s Unborn Baby

Monday (10:21AM) Hi everyone! Currently writing you from mum’s womb. It’s weird how you can fit a baby laptop in here these days. Science is WEIRD! ; ) Last week mum locked herself in the bathroom...

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“Rolling In The Deep (Of This Womb)” – The Second Blog From Adele’s Unborn Baby

Read my first blog post here! Monday 9:15am Hello everyone! Winter is coming and so am I!!! Can you even handle it? I’m so excited. This uterus is more crammed than a fishing boat full of illegal...

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10 Cool Ways To Quit Your Job

1. Dubbing Over Your Boss’s Favorite Movie Just then, Tom Cruise is interrupted by Rene Zellweger. “STOP….” She pauses, dramatically. “You had me at- I QUIT MR. WARNER.” 2. Courier Special Delivery!...

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Zooey Deschanel’s Christmas Wish List

Warmest Greetings Santa! How are you? Did you get my last text message? Is your # still 1-800-SANTA? If you didn’t get it, it was just a picture of me holding this adorable baby cucumber that looked...

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You Are A Goddamn Butterfly: A Guide To Surviving Blue Monday

Happy January 21st, snow petals! Hey, why are you looking at me through squinted eyes and holding a chainsaw? Statistically speaking, the third Monday in January is the saddest day of the year and what...

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Psycho-Nails of The Day: Hail Satan.

We love the simple elegance of these “Hail Satan” nails. Ouija BORED? You can DIY or throw a Satan Rules party with all of your best girlfriends! If you’re feeling daring, match your feet with...

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Psycho-Nails of The Day: Drunk.

Hammered? What a perfect time to paint your nails! Every manicure tells a story, and this story starts 18 glasses of wine in. It looks like this girl was blindfolded or having a seizure while she...

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Psycho-Nails of The Day: Band Aids

Ladies, using scissors and knives is really dangerous… DANGEROUSLY CUTE! Check out these super chic Band Aid nails! Slice every one of your fingers off while making gnocchi? GNO-PROBLEM! Wrap those...

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Psycho-Nails of The Day: Rubber Bands.

OOOOH SNAP! These nails are fierce and that ain’t no STRETCH! Your friends will be super envious of this blue rubber band manicure. Sure, you’ll lose all circulation in your hands, but beauty is pain,...

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Psycho-Nails of The Day: Everything But Your Nails Nails.

Who says nails get to have all the fun? These hands are perfect for events like staying inside, and blind folded dinner parties. You won’t have to worry about chipping your manicure with these colour...

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